Anti-Theft Lunch Bag Deters Sandwich Thieves

Here is a simple but clever idea to keep people in the office from pinching your food (although they may instead throw it out!).

It reminds me of people I've met in the past who write disgusting things all over their favourite basketball or make their bikes ugly to deter people from stealing them.

I wonder if there are benefits to uglifying code? Hhhmmm...